Happyman wants to fight. Catsman is poisoned by green goo. Animitch lays an egg in the bath. Shiny pontificates on Rayman’s Floating Foreskin. Moogle has a dirty microwave. Specs has seen what comes out of a vagina. Bowser gets wet and wild. Plus: Richard Scofield.
5:00 – Are you feeling lucky? The google game.
25:45 – The news you can use
58:39 The great internet thermal paste-off championships
1:11:52 – 2017: was it the worst year yet?
1:41:15 – Tag, you’re it!
Q: Why did this podcast take so long to edit?
A: Because I am a lazy piece of shit.
Catsman reveals new Lawyer Guy canon. Specs revamps the news segment. Mike analyzes hamburger music. Also: who would you cast to play Sinistar in a feature film?
1:54Family Feud: Moogle & Mike vs. Rusty, Cats & Specs 14:28 Fresh off the Grill: Dinosaur’s Land 2 17:45 There’s no British video games 20:04 News 1:00:05 The inevitable loot box chat 1:06:08 Kickstarter Watch: Rick & Morty Condoms 1:06:28 Catsman’s brand-new game segment
Catsman is sick of the match of the day theme. Happyman is scared of Catchphrase. Moogle owns a lot of ties. Baron is doing yard work. Specs tries to hold it together.
1:52 – Intro
10:19 – Actual start of content
29:57 – Sir Lancelot is a Jerk
38:28 – Phil Margera dicussion
41:15 – Featured Skeleton
47:03 – Specs’ connections
56:23 – Catsman’s conundrum
1:04:13 – Kickstarters\more conundrum\gameshows?
1:17:20 – Fresh off the Grill (hamburger music)
1:17:53 – VR talk, ant games, doritos games, etc…
2:05:52 – Finally, a brief reprieve
No shownotes because I’m a bad person. Laughter track courtesy lonemonk.
I claimed the Lordvessel. It was all sunlight, fire and dark, and within a week we had killed my princess and hit the road.
Table of Contents
00:00:21 – Dark Anor Londo
00:07:31 – Return to the Undead Asylum
00:14:40 – Painted World of Ariamis
00:27:21 – Firelink Altar
00:34:44 – Darkroot Basin
00:47:37 – New Londo Ruins
01:04:41 – Demon Ruins
01:13:20 – Lost Izalith
01:19:33 – The Catacombs
01:31:28 – Tomb of the Giants
01:43:31 – Duke’s Archives
01:52:23 – Crystal Cave
01:57:36 – Oolacile Sanctuary
02:01:10 – Royal Wood
02:12:18 – Oolacile Township
02:18:10 – Chasm of the Abyss
02:23:39 – Kiln of the First Flame
02:30:32 – Final thoughts
The Book Club is back and in effect! Happyman, Mike, Moogle and Specs discuss Dark Souls’ first half area by area, from breaking out of the Undead Asylum to claiming the Lordvessel at Anor Londo. Listen carefully, skeleton.
It goes without saying that this episode contains spoilers for the whole game, but we try to keep quiet about the sequels (Specs hasn’t played them).
Table of Contents
00:01:15 – Intro
00:04:50 – The narrative
00:10:30 – Northern Undead Asylum
00:19:25 – Firelink Shrine
00:33:39 – Undead Burg
00:51:24 – Undead Parish
01:08:16 – Darkroot Garden
01:13:27 – Lower Undead Burg
01:19:11 – The Depths
01:33:11 – Blighttown
01:40:43 – Quelaag’s Domain
01:47:50 – Great Hollow & Ash Lake
01:59:25 – Sen’s Fortress
02:14:01 – Anor Londo
02:31:00 – Gwynevere & The Lordvessel
