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Moogle calls dibs on streaming Bayonetta 2

So apparently you call dibs to stream a game and stop other people doing it before you by making a blog post about it. Apparently nobody does this, and when they do, everyone ignores it I look forward to being added to that hallowed list of great people.

I have every intention of streaming Bayonetta 2 on release, and if you take this from me I will find you, and I will do horrible things to you. Horrible things, like hiding your keys, or moving your glasses somewhere else when you take a shower. I’ll also work magic on you so that you go into rooms and forget why you went there. It’ll be bad, you don’t want that.

The exception to this is of course if the game is delayed a large amount in Euroland compared with other territories – in which case, fill your boots. And fuck you for getting it early, you dicks.


does the game even have a release date ?

On April 7, 2014 at 10:53 pm


NOPE. But when it does, I am so in there it isn’t even funny.

I’d say I want it to be in the Nintendo Direct tomorrow. but that ain’t happening.

On April 7, 2014 at 11:26 pm


I am absolutley positivley fine with Moogle streaming Mayonetta 2

On April 8, 2014 at 7:05 pm


I call dibs on Half Life 3.

On April 9, 2014 at 1:56 pm


I call dibs on streaming on the GLA

On April 12, 2014 at 1:18 am


I look forward to streaming Bayonetta 2 because calling dibs never seems to work on the GLA

On April 20, 2014 at 8:08 pm