Gentlemen, please prepare for a test of gastric fortitude like no other – an eating competition between GLA stalwart Happyman and regular liar and scoundrel Animitch. Who will win? Who will lose? Will anybody win? Does anybody win in a competition like this?
Here are the rules: two contestants, 20 foods. Each food is allocated a single digit. A twenty-sided die is rolled 3 times. The items that come up are combined into one culinary abomination. Both contestants must eat the abomination at the same time. The first person to surrender or puke is the loser.
- Whipped cream
- Curry paste
- Baked beans
- Scotch eggs
- Olive cheddar
- Cheese spread
- Tuna paste
- Black pudding
- Pickled onions
- Kelloggs Fruit Winders
- Cheesy balls
- Cheese dip
- Surstromming\Peanut butter
Because of the notoriously awful stench of Surstromming, if it is rolled it will be opened, eaten by itself with no combinations, then thrown away and replaced with peanut butter.
We are letting YOU fine people predict the outcome of the match. The prediction categories are
- Who will win?
- How many rounds will they go?
- Pick the 3 foods you think will be the game winning combination.
The loser of the contest will buy the betting winner a Steam game under 20 euros.
We will be streaming some video games from 5PM British Summer Time onwards, and we will have the eating competition as an intermission at around 7PM. Please be there, as both participants will be making great personal sacrifices.