Gentlemen's Lunchtime Association

Like a book club, but with video games.

The only podcast made from 99% pure sausages

Every 3 weeks, the GLA holds a podcast in which we talk about the latest gaming news, read terrible fanfiction and bicker amongst ourselves. You can download all the episodes for free below, or check us out on GatherYourParty, iTunes, Soundcloud, or by good ‘ole RSS.

If you want to be a part of the podcast, then check the sidebar for details on when the next recording date\time is. You’ll need mumble and a decent mic. Recording takes place on our mumble server.

Episode 68 – Sexy Pope Shoes

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‘i wouldn’t want to be the pedophile shoe’ – catsman

i took out the 3 minute bit about dead children. thanks for that specs.

  • 3:53 – Intro
  • 5:31 – ‘News’
  • 43:52 – Sonic the Hedgehog curry\Sonic the Hedgehog movie predictions
  • 51:17 – What’s that box art?
  • 1:02:01 – Catsman’s Conundrum: who’s the best Kong?
  • 1:07:10 – For some reason we spend ages talking about animated feet
  • 1:13:06 – Catsman gives 5 easy ways to fix Zelda: Breath of the Wild (you won’t believe number 2)
  • 1:34:19 – We try and make a bad videogame webcomic
  • 1:45:29 – Entropy
  • 1:55:17 – After the credits

PS: Happyman has been putting together a series of podcasts about Pokemon, which you can check out at our YouTube channel.

Episode 67 – Betrothed to Fred at 3 Years Old

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hey guys what it is, it is i catsman content creator from funny video game podcast with memes and references, dont you just hate downloadable content and order 1886? what does the donkey gong do with all those banans wont they all go bad in a few weeks how many banans do you think he has to eat

00:00 Rambling intro
2:45 Actual content starts
4:08 Cucked [sic] by my own vidya
12:02 News begins
-12:02 Ryan Reynolds is detective pikachu
-13:22 Movie announcements – Level it Lawrence, Slender, 5 Nights at Fred’s and Sleeping Dogs, Dook Nookem
18:36 If you could adapt a vidya game into a movie, which would it be and why?
-23:15 Grants for female streamers
-26:44 Discussion about David cage relating to new content from ex heavy rainer and sega
-31:09 Toad’s head is not a hat
-34:11 Valve are making games again?
-38:26 Runescape classic RIP
-40:36 Paladins uses overwatch art to promote itself
-41:29 RE7 streaming switch edition
-43:32 – Epic releasing fortnight assets free and battle royale chat including “which battle royale should nintendo make?”
-47:29 Luigi’s dick chat
-49:16 Capcom’s cryptid search
50:47 – Fred’s fanfics, round 1 (guess the fanfic from its tags)
54:57 – Catsman rants about controllers
1:01:05 – Xbox disability friendly controller and disability stories
1:04:50 – Fresh from the grill: WRONG ORDER! “Nook’s store and town hall”
1:09:41 – Fred’s fanfics are back
1:16:26 – Catsman’s conundrum: Which games series have only got better?
1:26:53 – John Harvey Kellogg
1:29:08 – Are you feeling lucky (the google game)
1:36:22 – It’s all Ogre.

Sandwich music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1svDZECOa4

This episode was edited by Specs.

PS: Happyman has been putting together a series of podcasts about Pokemon, which you can check out at our YouTube channel.

Episode 66 – The Rayman’s Big Dick Concerto in D Major

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Happyman wants to fight. Catsman is poisoned by green goo. Animitch lays an egg in the bath. Shiny pontificates on Rayman’s Floating Foreskin. Moogle has a dirty microwave. Specs has seen what comes out of a vagina. Bowser gets wet and wild. Plus: Richard Scofield.

5:00 – Are you feeling lucky? The google game.
25:45 – The news you can use
58:39 The great internet thermal paste-off championships
1:11:52 – 2017: was it the worst year yet?
1:41:15 – Tag, you’re it!

Q: Why did this podcast take so long to edit?
A: Because I am a lazy piece of shit.

This episode was edited by Catsman.

Gentlemen Discussing Vidya 65 – Gay American Music Expert

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Catsman reveals new Lawyer Guy canon. Specs revamps the news segment. Mike analyzes hamburger music. Also: who would you cast to play Sinistar in a feature film?

1:54 Family Feud: Moogle & Mike vs. Rusty, Cats & Specs
14:28 Fresh off the Grill: Dinosaur’s Land 2
17:45 There’s no British video games
20:04 News
1:00:05 The inevitable loot box chat
1:06:08 Kickstarter Watch: Rick & Morty Condoms
1:06:28 Catsman’s brand-new game segment

Episode 64 – Strange Banana Man

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Catsman is sick of the match of the day theme. Happyman is scared of Catchphrase. Moogle owns a lot of ties. Baron is doing yard work. Specs tries to hold it together.

1:52 – Intro
10:19 – Actual start of content
29:57 – Sir Lancelot is a Jerk
38:28 – Phil Margera dicussion
41:15 – Featured Skeleton
47:03 – Specs’ connections
56:23 – Catsman’s conundrum
1:04:13 – Kickstarters\more conundrum\gameshows?
1:17:20 – Fresh off the Grill (hamburger music)
1:17:53 – VR talk, ant games, doritos games, etc…
2:05:52 – Finally, a brief reprieve

No shownotes because I’m a bad person. Laughter track courtesy lonemonk.

This episode was edited by Catsman.

GDV Book Club – Dark Souls (Part 2)

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I claimed the Lordvessel. It was all sunlight, fire and dark, and within a week we had killed my princess and hit the road.

Table of Contents
00:00:21 – Dark Anor Londo
00:07:31 – Return to the Undead Asylum
00:14:40 – Painted World of Ariamis
00:27:21 – Firelink Altar
00:34:44 – Darkroot Basin
00:47:37 – New Londo Ruins
01:04:41 – Demon Ruins
01:13:20 – Lost Izalith
01:19:33 – The Catacombs
01:31:28 – Tomb of the Giants
01:43:31 – Duke’s Archives
01:52:23 – Crystal Cave
01:57:36 – Oolacile Sanctuary
02:01:10 – Royal Wood
02:12:18 – Oolacile Township
02:18:10 – Chasm of the Abyss
02:23:39 – Kiln of the First Flame
02:30:32 – Final thoughts

Shownotes
Alvina
DkS2’s Bounding Demon

Thank you to YT users eroticfishcake and Sir Fist for uploading the game’s ambient sounds and dialogue files.

GDV Book Club – Dark Souls (Part 1)

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The Book Club is back and in effect! Happyman, Mike, Moogle and Specs discuss Dark Souls’ first half area by area, from breaking out of the Undead Asylum to claiming the Lordvessel at Anor Londo. Listen carefully, skeleton.

It goes without saying that this episode contains spoilers for the whole game, but we try to keep quiet about the sequels (Specs hasn’t played them).

Table of Contents
00:01:15 – Intro
00:04:50 – The narrative
00:10:30 – Northern Undead Asylum
00:19:25 – Firelink Shrine
00:33:39 – Undead Burg
00:51:24 – Undead Parish
01:08:16 – Darkroot Garden
01:13:27 – Lower Undead Burg
01:19:11 – The Depths
01:33:11 – Blighttown
01:40:43 – Quelaag’s Domain
01:47:50 – Great Hollow & Ash Lake
01:59:25 – Sen’s Fortress
02:14:01 – Anor Londo
02:31:00 – Gwynevere & The Lordvessel

Shownotes
All Games Should be Dark Souls
List of cut content
Sideview map of Lordran
Don’t taunt at Mushroom Dad
All NPC laughs
Kart Souls
Sagrada Familia

Thank you to YT users eroticfishcake and Sir Fist for uploading the game’s ambient sounds and dialogue files.

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