Gentlemen's Lunchtime Association

Like a book club, but with video games.

Seanie appointed Senior Vice President and Emperor of Quality Control

He will share with you his many secrets of Xsplit and streaming in general. He is a mostly benevolent emperor so please do not get mad at him.

If you have not done so already, I’d strongly recommend you log into the admin area and view the tutorial (you were sent your login details via email, but you can request a password reset if you do not have them). It should tell you how to get the best audio and video quality out of Xsplit and FFsplit. Thank you.

Love, Cats

ZMans Diary 1

Dear Diary,

Christmas is coming on so fast I am soooooo excited. I get to make presents for some of my bestest friends in the world being a poor college student sure can be fun sometimes! I have to get one of my friends dirt! I’m going to try and make another friend and 8-bit bead art thingy that should be super duper fun!!!! And paint for another friend probably a pineapple I like pineapples a lot there the bestest especially when they are fresh and stuff! It rained today and I got to play in it, it was wonderful!@#!@ I came back inside all wet and stuff and was like welp time to go take a shower so I got even more wet but clean this time. Then I played video games and stayed up all night and my friend got a new kitten I was sooooooo jealous but its soooooo cute that its otay. Then I hung out at the GLA and people entertained me there I havent seen some of them in ages i sure do miss them they should all be around more often when I am around thatd fix that :DDDD. So umm yeah das my day. Keep this between you and me diary. Thanks as always.

Love you too, bye

ZMans

Episode 15 – True Doom Murderheads

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Happyman, Catsman, Boigahs, Hoffy, Juju, Ramal, Mooglepies and Reinbach go over the torrential flood of embarrassment that was the 2012 Spike VGAs, as well bad Facebook promos, Notch’s money grubbing ways, Kojima’s merit as a writer, and two hilarious new Kickstarters. Also, another gay Smash Brothers fanfic – but from an entirely new perspective.

This episode was edited, mastered and produced by Happyman. Who did a great jorb.

Episode 14 – Cat Lover

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This episode features Catsman, Crystalis, Daubi, Dodds, Depressed Happyman, Juju, Mooglepies and Xevrex discussing The WiiU, focus groups, DmC, Robert Florence, Waluigi, and cats. Plus, Happyman reads one of the worst fanfictions I have ever heard.

The Great GLA Christmas Gift Giveaway

Heads up, it’s practically Christmas! And that means we’re going to give away a large number of video games (again)! For this Christmas I thought I’d do something a bit different, so here’s how it’s going to work: Invite your friends/family/coworkers/classmates/patients to the GLA! For every person who follows your link, you get an entry into a huge prize draw! If you win, you get to choose which games you want. You’ll get a bonus if the people you invite spend more time on the site.

How do I enter?
Easy – pick a link in the form
http://lunchtime.org.uk/?invite=yourusername
But obviously, replace the ‘yourusername’ part with your username. In the comments section for this post, tell me who you are and what your email it is, so that I can send you you games. Or, if you’d rather your entry was kept private, you can email come@mebro.co.uk as per usual. Then, send that link to people you know!

What can I win?
Here’s all the games on offer:

Puzzle Agent (x2)
Geneforge Saga
Mutant Storm Reloaded
The Sixth Humble bundle, containing Shatter, Rochard, SPAZ, Torchlight and Vessel, plus Dustforce, and the beat the average bonus (Wizorb, Bit Trip Runner, Gratuitous Space Battles and Jamestown) x2
Secret of the Magic Crystals
VVVVVV
Cortex Command
Ironclads collection (American Civil War + Anglo Russian War + High Seas + Chincha Islands War + Schelswig War)
Making History: The Calm and the Storm
The Void (x2)
Dead Pixels
1000 Amps
The Fifth Humble Bundle, containing Super Meat Boy, Lone Survivor and Braid, plus the BTA (Amnesia, Limbo, Psychonauts and Swords and Sorcery)
The Ball
Noitu Love 2: Devolution
Necrovision
Sanctum + DLC (Aftermath, Aftershock, Violator)
Frozen Synapse
Fate of the World + DLC (Denail and Migration, plus the extras pack)
Pack: Oil Blue, Eets and Blackwell
World of Goo
Rochard
Gish
Euforia
Splice
Superbrothers: Swods and Sorcery EP
Lightfish
Xotic
Sequence
Harvest: Massive Encounter
Serious Sam 2
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of Pripyat
Humble Bundle: World of Goo, Anomaly, Osmos, EDGE
Humble Bundle: Fieldrunners, Bit Trip Beat, Spacechem and Uplink
The Ship, with four extra copies to give you your friends (x2)
To the Moon
Zombie Shooter
Hacker Evolution Duality
Zombie Shooter 2
The Indie Puzzle Pack (Cogs, Droplitz, Puzzle Dimension, Shatter and Tidalis)
Hacker Evolution Untold
Blackwell Trilogy
Oil Rush
Half-Life 2: Episode Two
Blackwell Deception
Garry’s Mod
Dino D-Day
Iron Grip: Warlord
Hammerfight
HOARD
Alien Breed
Syberia 2
Shatter
Tiny Bang Story
AVSeq
Hydrophobia: Prophecy
Break Blocks (x3)
Sam and Max: The Devil’s Playhouse
Home
Macguffin’s Curse
Deus Ex: Game of the Year Edition
Anna
Post Mortem
Cryostasis: Sleep of Reason
Drunken Robot Pornography (Alpha key!)
Crayon Physics Deluxe (x2)
RUSH
BEEP
Auditorium
Trine x2

How will my prize(s) be delivered?
Make sure you leave me a message with both your email address AND your invite link. When the time comes, I’ll email you! Your games will come in the form of either a steam key, a desura key, a humble bundle URL, DRM-free download from the developer, or a direct steam gift.

How many prizes will be given out, in total?
For every 300 visits the site gets, I’ll be giving out 1 game. There’s 80 prizes on offer, so if the site gets 24000 visits by the end if this promotion, I’ll be giving out well over 80 games!

The contest ends on Christmas Eve (that’s the 24th of December, for those with poor knowledge of seasonal holidays). I will be announcing the winners in a post on this blog. So good luck, and spread the love! I’d advise you share your invite link on Facebook, Tweet it, add it to your forum signature, blog it, even Google+ it (for the 5 people in the world who use Google+).

Love, Cats

PS: Please be respectful to other site owners and don’t endlessly spam links\use bots to post links (and make sure that posting links is okay in the site rules). If I get any complaints from website staff then your entries from that website will be discounted.

Next podcast will record on Nov 18th at 6:30PM GMT

Sorry! Not only do I not have enough time this weekend, I also don’t really have enough news, and the news I do have hasn’t been written up into a usable agenda. It will still record at 6:30PM this Sunday. If anyone’s particularly hankering to record one without me then I can send you the stories I’ve collected so far, but that’s about it. Sorry if you were looking forward to it tomorrow! I need to get back to streaming and recording on a properly regular basis, but I have lab reports due and practical examinations coming up late this month\early next month, so I really need to try and get ahead on those.

Also, a note on ‘drama’. I’d like to make it clear this A) harassing people over the GLA, B) lying about people and making false accusations to GLA chat, and C) Airing your personal problems with other GLA people over the GLA chat is makes you an enormous jerk. For the sake of both your own privacy and our peace of mind, please talk about this stuff in private because we don’t want to hear it. If you have issues with another user that you think I should know about then you can email me or send me a message on steam\skype. Sorry if it takes me a while to answer email messages but I do get round to all of them eventually. Please remember that, although there are no formal rules for users, there are expectations about how streamers should behave, and I have had to remove people in the past because they haven’t met those expectations. But I really hate doing it.

Small tangent: the spambots are getting craftier. They’re copy-pasting random comments from gaming websites in the hope that they’ll get whitelisted by our spam filter. I think that’s ingenious!

Love, Cats

Episode 13 – Destruction of Culture

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This episode features Catsman, Doddski, Funk, Juju, N00blet, Reinbach, Rudebootie, Seanie and Xevrex, discussing Sony’s legal adventures, crooked game journalists, RE6, developer espionage, racism, and putting your John Thomas in a game console. Plus, in a special guest appearance, Daubi reads an erotic Pewdiepie fanfiction. Yeah, you read that right.

Special thanks to Jamie K for research. Sorry for the delay! To make up for it, this is an extra special extended director’s cut version.

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