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Foodpocalypse 2015 – Battle for the Stomachs

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Gentlemen, please prepare for a test of gastric fortitude like no other – an eating competition between GLA stalwart Happyman and regular liar and scoundrel Animitch. Who will win? Who will lose? Will anybody win? Does anybody win in a competition like this?

Here are the rules: two contestants, 20 foods. Each food is allocated a single digit. A twenty-sided die is rolled 3 times.  The items that come up are combined into one culinary abomination. Both contestants must eat the abomination at the same time. The first person to surrender or puke is the loser.

THE FOOD

  1. Whipped cream
  2. Curry paste
  3. Baked beans
  4. Scotch eggs
  5. Pate
  6. Olive cheddar
  7. Skittles
  8. Cheese spread
  9. Tuna paste
  10. Anchovies
  11. Grapefruit
  12. Black pudding
  13. Pickled onions
  14. Custard
  15. Kelloggs Fruit Winders
  16. Cheesy balls
  17. Oreos
  18. Cockles
  19. Cheese dip
  20. Surstromming\Peanut butter

Because of the notoriously awful stench of Surstromming, if it is rolled it will be opened, eaten by itself with no combinations, then thrown away and replaced with peanut butter.

Food stuff

THE BETTING

We are letting YOU fine people predict the outcome of the match. The prediction categories are:

  1. Who will win?
  2. How many rounds will they go?
  3. Pick the 3 foods you think will be the game winning combination.

The loser of the contest will buy the betting winner a Steam game under 20 euros.

THE TIME

We will be streaming some video games from 5PM British Summer Time onwards, and we will have the eating competition as an intermission at around 7PM. Please be there, as both participants will be making great personal sacrifices.

Much Love,

Catsman

Debrel

1. Happyman
2. Five rounds
3. Surströmming, olive cheddar and cheesy balls.

On April 11, 2015 at 11:20 am

Janneh

1. Animitch
2. Eight Rounds
3. Anchovies, Kellogg’s Fruit Winders and olive cheddar

On April 11, 2015 at 12:01 pm

Freakydemon

1. Animitch
2. 2 rounds
3. Baked beans with peanut butter dressing and a side of Tuna paste

On April 11, 2015 at 12:07 pm

Ramal

1. Happyman
2. 3 rounds
3. black pudding, cheese balls, curry paste

On April 11, 2015 at 4:48 pm

Yogouhrt

1. Happyman
2. four rounds
3. pickled onions, skittles, oreos

On April 11, 2015 at 4:50 pm

Catsman

1. Happyman
2. 4 Rounds
3. Grapefruit, cheese dip, custard.

I’ve already bet with Mitch, an Animitch t-shirt.

On April 11, 2015 at 4:52 pm

fish.heads

Happyman
5 Rounds
Pickled Onions, Black Pudding, Fruit Rollups

On April 11, 2015 at 4:53 pm

Mao

1.Happyman
2. 3 round
4. anchovies, cockles, tuna paste

On April 11, 2015 at 4:54 pm

Shiny

1. Happyman
2. 7 rounds
3. cockles, curry paste, custard

On April 11, 2015 at 4:55 pm

mothski

1. Happyman
2. 3 rounds
3. surstromming, cheese dip, kellogs fruit winders

On April 11, 2015 at 4:56 pm

Qazi

1. Draw
2. First Round
3. Surstroming

On April 11, 2015 at 5:00 pm

Mao's Mother

1. Mao
2. Six Rounds
3. Happyman, Catsman and Qazi

On April 11, 2015 at 5:02 pm

Everdark

1. Happyman
2. 6 rounds
3. Curry paste, Black Pudding, Scotch Eggs

On April 11, 2015 at 5:03 pm

Qazi

1900
1: Cheese Balls, Custard, Olive Cheese
2: Oreo, Curry Paste, Pickle Onion
3: Fruit Winder, Oreo, Whip Cream
4: Fruit Winder, Olive Cheddar, Skittles
5: Olive Cheddar, Pate, Skittles
6: SURSTROMMING ROUND!
7: Brussels Paté with Garlic, Scotch Eggs, Cockles.
8: Peanut Butter, Fruit Winders, Tuna Paste,
9: Green Thai Curry Paste, Fruit Winders, Doritos Cheese Dip,
10: Cheesy Balls, Fruit Winders, Sardines,
2000
11: Grapefruit, Skittles, Doritos Cheese Dip,
12: Black Pudding, Tuna Paste, Whipped Cream,
13: Skittles, Cockles, Grapefruit,
14: Green Thai Curry Paste, Olive Cheddar, Cheesy Balls,
2030:
15: Grapefruit, Sardines, Peanut Butter,

On April 11, 2015 at 7:37 pm

Qazi

VICTORY HAPPYMAN.

On April 11, 2015 at 7:37 pm

Baron

I’M CALLING YOU OUT HAPPYMAN. YOU VS ME VS YOU VS THE PRESIDENT.

On April 12, 2015 at 7:51 pm

Bloom

what the fuck

On April 14, 2015 at 1:47 am

Wilson

happyman is a big guy

On April 19, 2015 at 3:08 pm

Dank_Master_Maymay

4 u

On April 22, 2015 at 4:12 pm