Gentlemen's Lunchtime Association

Like a book club, but with video games.

Announcing: GLA gold membership!

Yes, you read that right. It’s been almost four entire years since I started running this website. I’ve laughed, I’ve cried, I’ve yelled in furious anger, and I’ve sat awkwardly in silence. Mostly the last one, but still, it’s the principle of the thing, right? Because of this website, I’ve learned things I never would have learned, done things I never would have done, and (up until now) wasted a whole lot of time that I could have spent becoming a world-famous YouTube celebrity.

Well, today, that all changes! Because, the Gentlemen’s Lunchtime Association has just gone gold. We’re rolling out a new tier of premium membership to help enhance the site experience and support our continued administration and maintenance. I really can’t afford that $4 a month any longer.

To all of you who might be concerned about the changes: whatever. (No, but seriously, these won’t affect your ability to use the GLA if you don’t pay).

With that, here’s the plans we’re offering!

Unregistered Registered Bronze Silver Gold Gold Plus
Viewing time per day (hrs) 2 3 8 12 Unlimited Unlimited
Chat messages per day 100 125 400 800 Unlimited Unlimited
Video delay (seconds) 90 85 60 40 30 30
Editor privelages X X X X
Chat moderatorship X X X X
Post to the blog X X X X
Video streaming privelages X X X
Podcast priority slot X X X
Catsman will personally come to your house and cook you his special chicken fried rice X X
Catsman will personally come to your house and lick your feet X
Price $1/mo $2/mo $5/mo $10/mo $20/mo $35/mo

You’ll be able to pay monthly, via PayPal, Google Checkout or Amazon Payments, and it’s 10% off if you buy 10 years or more. Payment options will open tomorrow. Thank you for your support, and here’s to another 4 great years!

Love, Cats

PS: Sign up now, and receive a free hat!

Seanie

Since its my birthday i should be getting all this for free

On April 1, 2014 at 6:39 am

Boigazu

I only purchase things using freedom-respecting cryptocurrencies
By not offering an option to pay using one, you are actually oppressing me and I am now properly justified to go and make EscalatorStream Featuring Bruce Lee
See you fags later my stream is gonna be WAY more popular

On April 1, 2014 at 2:36 pm

Saltyoven

Thanks for the joke.

On April 1, 2014 at 4:45 pm

Yalyn V.

Man even the Unregistered folks have to pay too! Welp better pay up.

On April 1, 2014 at 6:58 pm

IronCladLou

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On April 1, 2014 at 7:49 pm

unknown

^best comment

On April 1, 2014 at 10:13 pm