Yes, you read that right. It’s been almost four entire years since I started running this website. I’ve laughed, I’ve cried, I’ve yelled in furious anger, and I’ve sat awkwardly in silence. Mostly the last one, but still, it’s the principle of the thing, right? Because of this website, I’ve learned things I never would have learned, done things I never would have done, and (up until now) wasted a whole lot of time that I could have spent becoming a world-famous YouTube celebrity.
Well, today, that all changes! Because, the Gentlemen’s Lunchtime Association has just gone gold. We’re rolling out a new tier of premium membership to help enhance the site experience and support our continued administration and maintenance. I really can’t afford that $4 a month any longer.
To all of you who might be concerned about the changes: whatever. (No, but seriously, these won’t affect your ability to use the GLA if you don’t pay).
With that, here’s the plans we’re offering!
|Viewing time per day (hrs)||2||3||8||12||Unlimited||Unlimited|
|Chat messages per day||100||125||400||800||Unlimited||Unlimited|
|Video delay (seconds)||90||85||60||40||30||30|
|Post to the blog||X||X||X||X|
|Video streaming privelages||X||X||X|
|Podcast priority slot||X||X||X|
|Catsman will personally come to your house and cook you his special chicken fried rice||X||X|
|Catsman will personally come to your house and lick your feet||X|
You’ll be able to pay monthly, via PayPal, Google Checkout or Amazon Payments, and it’s 10% off if you buy 10 years or more. Payment options will open tomorrow. Thank you for your support, and here’s to another 4 great years!
PS: Sign up now, and receive a free hat!