I have journeyed great distances from mars to Pluto from Hell to Heaven. Until my powers of teleportation were taken by a inter-dimensional beast know as , Garland, Builder of Worlds. He saw how i told astronomers on earth that pluto was a terrible tourist destination. Garland Disliked this for he owned most of the tourist business on pluto. So he strip me of my teleportation powers and trap me here on earth with no transportation. So now I am planing my revenge on Garland, but that will be a while and I need a pastime so here I am playing video games on GLA.